The other night four of my girlfriends and I were sharing a bottle of wine at my apartment, smoking out the window and creeping on guys walking by, when we began a heated debate about what sort of “dirty talk” is ACTUALLY HOT.
Although we’ve lived together, shared ex boyfriends, and have the ability to telepathically text each other at the same thought at the same time from across the world, we are all completely on different planets when it comes to the art of good dirty talk in bed. Like….really far apart.
For example, the conservative one wanted to be gagged and blindfolded and called a slut; while, the wild one loved small flashes of eye contact when he was going down on her.
It appears to be hard to gauge what an individual desires, even
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Regardless, I think it’s safe to say there are definitely a few things that can be filed under, “never say this”.
First of all, don’t take advice on dirty talk from random people on the internet. Ew! Only YOU can create your own sensual theatrics.
I stumbled across one blog written by a woman that actually suggested saying, “Stick it in, please!”, and “I want you to rub my cl*t with your c**k… It would drive me totally crazy!” I can’t stress enough how the word “please” should stay really really far away from the bedroom. Not hot. Ever.
I also hear-by banish long, grammatically correct sentences
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Also, saying “baby” at all is usually totally gross.
But in the end, we all basically agreed that it boils down to this; be authentic (obviously), delivery matters as much as what you’re saying, and most importantly, find out what you and your partner truly want, and just do that. You probably have no idea before you ask.
